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This is Bert. I live in Virginia (USA) if you wish to talk to me then take it upon yourself because I am bad at that. I can be quite awkward so just be prepared for that.
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rockintwink:

catchymemes:

Worlds largest single firework shell

That’s not that bi-hoLY SHIT

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you’ve heard of bisexuals now get ready for,

fake-smiling-mask:

bisexualityislegit:

respecting their sexuality

Can’t reblog fast enough

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harvard-dad:

imactuallytrying:

babyanimalgifs:

wait for a surprise

I gasped!!!

are u kidding me 

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casliyn:

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(actual Disney princess) Lady Gaga walks the red carpet of the 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards

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stars-bean:

Bambi (1942) dir. David Hand

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teenagerposts:

modern day romeo and juliet

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‘Temporary’ Names

captainamericacrunch:

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drferox:

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zooophagous:

drferox:

drferox:

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

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He’s growing fast.

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And getting into trouble

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Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

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Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

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that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

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pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

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lauralot89:

Hey everyone, so you know organizations like UNICEF and whatnot that allow you to buy the kind of gifts where you donate mosquito nets or something in a person’s name?  Well a lot of those organizations will let you donate vaccines, as it turns out.  Like, right now on UNICEF’s site, providing 100 polio vaccines to kids in need is 19 USD.  And I’m not saying you should buy it and then send a card to an anti-vax relative saying you’ve provided lifesaving vaccinations in their name, but actually that’s exactly what I’m saying

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swolerbear:

k-lionheart:

Reblog if you’re a petticoated swashbuckler and would stab a man with a hairpin

honestly I love history that reminds us that the assholes of today are exactly like the assholes of yesteryear

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sugawara-kkoushi:

riotvixen:

jewelprince:

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

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SOOOO long time no update on this but I may have gotten my mom an eevee kigu for christmas (along with an eevee plush so she can always have one in her office)

Live your best life, Mom

CHERISH THIS MOM

Good Mom

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disasterjones:

this is the most caduceus taliesin has ever looked like he even has the fuckin ghibli steam over his goddamn tea how does he manage to look so softly kind and ancient yet youthful and cruelly terrifying all at once

[ID: a gif of Taliesin Jaffe on the set of Critical Role. Taliesin has pale skin and a dark pink mohawk that rests flat on his head. There are geometric designs shaved into the sides of his hair, and he has a short brown beard. Taliesin is sitting at the table in front of his dice tray and his cup of tea, his face resting gently in the palm of his hand. His head gently rocks back and forth as he smiles at his other friends. There is a studio ghibli-style cloud of steam coming out of his cup of tea. /end ID]

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